This is going to take crackerjack timing, Wang.

Jack Burton

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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: “Have ya paid your dues, Jack?” “Yessir, the check is in the mail.” - View Quote Details on When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the…
I can take it. - View Quote Details on I can take it.
And now, my beloved disciples. The moment of truth… the needle of love. - View Quote Details on And now, my beloved disciples. The moment of truth… the…
Abandoned like hell! - View Quote Details on Abandoned like hell!
Its working! - View Quote Details on Its working!
Like I told my last wife, I said, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.” - View Quote Details on Like I told my last wife, I said, “Honey, I…
This is Jack Burton in the Porkchop Express and I’m talkin’ to whoever’s listening out there. - View Quote Details on This is Jack Burton in the Porkchop Express and I’m…
[to Gracie Law] Could you stop rubbing your body up against mine? ‘Cause I can’t concentrate when you do that. - View Quote Details on [to Gracie Law] Could you stop rubbing your body up…
[spots Gracie, Margo and Eddie on a security monitor] Who are these people? Friends of yours? Now this really pisses me off to no end! - View Quote Details on [spots Gracie, Margo and Eddie on a security monitor] Who…
Thunder: I can halp you! - View Quote Details on Thunder: I can halp you!