This is pure snow. It’s everywhere! Do you have any…

This is pure snow. It’s everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

Charles de Mar

I gotta go, the Christmas tree is on fire. [hangs up the phone.] - View Quote Details on I gotta go, the Christmas tree is on fire. [hangs...
Tree Trimmer: [After Lane falls into a dump truck off of a bridge] Man, that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that. - View Quote Details on Tree Trimmer: [After Lane falls into a dump truck off...
Roy Stalin: [Upon seeing Lane] Oscar Meyer! - View Quote Details on Roy Stalin: [Upon seeing Lane] Oscar Meyer!
She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn’t speak imbecile. - View Quote Details on She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn’t speak imbecile.
Beth Truss: She dates the basketball team. Not certain members of the team, Lane, the whole team! - View Quote Details on Beth Truss: She dates the basketball team. Not certain members…
I know its bacon… but what have you done to it?! - View Quote Details on I know its bacon… but what have you done to…
I’m real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. - View Quote Details on I’m real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
Dying when you’re not really sick is really sick, you know. Really! - View Quote Details on Dying when you’re not really sick is really sick, you…
The Paper Boy: I want my two dollars!!! - View Quote Details on The Paper Boy: I want my two dollars!!!
Roy Stalin: Beth, you were standing with Oscar. Is he your main wiener man? - View Quote Details on Roy Stalin: Beth, you were standing with Oscar. Is he…