This spell will require the most loathsome things in exsistance…

This spell will require the most loathsome things in exsistance. Eye of a newt; black cat’s bone thrice boiled at midnight; ‘You may have already won’ letter…

Evil the Cat

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It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain, too. - View Quote Details on It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain,…
I will chop you into bits so small, you could fit them through a screen door!! - View Quote Details on I will chop you into bits so small, you could…
History will remember me as the cat who destroyed the universe!!… Except there won’t be any historians. - View Quote Details on History will remember me as the cat who destroyed the…
You’re actually four fingered, Jim. What do you think you are, some kind of freak? - View Quote Details on You’re actually four fingered, Jim. What do you think you…
(Running from Princess What’s-Her-Name) I shouldv’e been a florist, like momma wanted me to! - View Quote Details on (Running from Princess What’s-Her-Name) I shouldv’e been a florist, like…
“Find Earthworm Jim or I will feast on your entrails at dawn! Ah, make that ten-thirty, I usually sleep in on Wednesdays. - View Quote Details on “Find Earthworm Jim or I will feast on your entrails…
Will Jim and Peter be devoured by the killer ants? Will Psycrow destroy the Earth? Will the U.S. ever adopt the Metric system? I think not. - View Quote Details on Will Jim and Peter be devoured by the killer ants?…
Hey, where’s the Evil Tower!? Well, that’s just typical! They’re never around when you need them. - View Quote Details on Hey, where’s the Evil Tower!? Well, that’s just typical! They’re…
A minor setback - View Quote Details on A minor setback
Hello, despite my appearance I’m not Evil the Cat in a cunning disguise - View Quote Details on Hello, despite my appearance I’m not Evil the Cat in…