Thug Leader: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ratchet: What’s so funny? Thug Leader: Nothing, I guess…PREPARE…

Thug Leader: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ratchet: What’s so funny?
Thug Leader: Nothing, I guess…PREPARE TO DIE!

Other Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando Quotes

Ratchet: [to little robots, with appropriate mime] Have you seen any masked weirdoes? - View Quote Details on Ratchet: [to little robots, with appropriate mime] Have you seen…
Thugs-4-Less Boss: Megacorp is up to no good. I will confront them at once and demand… a bigger cut of the action. - View Quote Details on Thugs-4-Less Boss: Megacorp is up to no good. I will…
Clank: [waking up from his electricity-induced coma] The final digit of pi is… - View Quote Details on Clank: [waking up from his electricity-induced coma] The final digit…
Thief: [Dramatically] Leave this galaxy, or THIS will happen to you! [hits button, nothing happens] [Less Confidently] Or this will happen to you? [hits other button, short-circuits Clank] - View Quote Details on Thief: [Dramatically] Leave this galaxy, or THIS will happen to…
Gadgetron Matron: [breaks wind] Whoops! Sounds like I just blew another vacuum tube!
Ratchet: Should I take a look?
Gadgetron Matron: My word! You young people are so fresh these days! - View Quote Details on Gadgetron Matron: [breaks wind] Whoops! Sounds like I just blew…
[Angela just shows Ratchet a vid-screen about the Megacorp factory]
Angela: And this will get you in [hands Clank a card]
Clank: A 20% discount at Groovy Lube?
Angela: Ooooops! Wrong one. - View Quote Details on [Angela just shows Ratchet a vid-screen about the Megacorp factory]
Angela:…
[Protopet Comercial]
Anouncer: Why is Billy Sad?
[Billy cries]
Anouncer: Is he cold? Hungry? Or Maybe just…
[The Protopet comes closer to Billy]
Billy: No-no-no take it away! Take it away!
Anouncer:…lonely! Intoducing the Megacorp Protopet. Wanna play ball?
[Billy throws the ball at the Protopet, only to have it thrown back at him with twice the force]
Anouncer: So does the Protopet. Need a partner for tag?
[Protopet starts to chase Billy who is screaming in fear]
Anouncer: Go find the Protopet. Up for some Cops n’ Robbers?
[Protopet pins down Billy]
Billy: HELP POLICE!!
Anouncer: So does you know who. Go to Planet Boldan to get your -FREE- Protopet from Ambercrombie Fizzwidget himself
[Comercial ends]
Ratchet: That thing is going to be a PET?
Clank: Megacorp intends to market a killer! [Seems sad] That is simply… [Suddenly looks angry] unconsionable! - View Quote Details on [Protopet Comercial]
Anouncer: Why is Billy Sad?
[Billy cries]
Anouncer: Is he cold?…
The Unknown Thief: I see it’s time to update my security forces.
Ratchet: Woa-hoho, no, hey, no, no, look, I’m just here to fix the… trans… flux-er-coil.
The Thief: Nice try. Give my regards to Megacorp. - View Quote Details on The Unknown Thief: I see it’s time to update my…
Thug Leader: This message is for all Thugs-4-Less personel we’ve had a little change in plan. We have been hired to protect the C.E.O of Megacorp [holds up vid-screen with picture of Mr. Fizzwidget] who’s a little cookoo in his old age and I want you to keep an eye out for these two [picture changes to Ratchet and Clank] I’m giving a free Pizza party for the guys that bag ‘em. And remember that includes drinks and dessert! - View Quote Details on Thug Leader: This message is for all Thugs-4-Less personel we’ve…
Voice-over: Dr James D. Fullbladder reporting on Megacorp experiment number 13. This update is strictly classified, if you are watching this, you’re fired. - View Quote Details on Voice-over: Dr James D. Fullbladder reporting on Megacorp experiment number…