Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” “Very deep,”…

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
“Very deep,” said Arthur, “you should send that in to the Reader’s Digest. They’ve got a page for people like you.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (novel), Chapter 2

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