[to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let’s…

[to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let’s see if you can take off yours.

The Joker

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Grissom: Jack, it’s an important job. I need someone I can trust. You.. are my number one.. guy! - View Quote Details on Grissom: Jack, it’s an important job. I need someone I…
[to the gargoyle] What are you laughin’ at?! - View Quote Details on [to the gargoyle] What are you laughin’ at?!
So, remember, put on a happy face! - View Quote Details on So, remember, put on a happy face!
[His last words] Sometimes I just kill myself! - View Quote Details on [His last words] Sometimes I just kill myself!
[In response to Rotelli's refusal to accept his proposal] Well, Tony. Nobody wants a war. Why, we’ll just shake hands and that’ll be it. [proceeds to electrocute Rotelli with a lethally electric joy buzzer] - View Quote Details on [In response to Rotelli's refusal to accept his proposal] Well,…
Batman…Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema! - View Quote Details on Batman…Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world…
My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn’t anyone tell me he had one of those… things? Bob, gun. [Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him] I’m gonna need a minute or two alone, boys. - View Quote Details on My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons!…
I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world’s first fully functioning homicidal artist. - View Quote Details on I now do what other people only dream. I make…
[to Bob] And remember. You…are my number one…guy. - View Quote Details on [to Bob] And remember. You…are my number one…guy.
Alexander Knox: Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? And, if so, is he on the police payroll? And, if so, what’s he pulling down, after taxes? - View Quote Details on Alexander Knox: Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham…