[To Batman] This is what happens when an unstoppable force…

[To Batman] This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You won’t kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because… you’re just too much fun! I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

The Joker

Other The Dark Knight Quotes

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know… I just do things. - View Quote Details on Do I really look like a guy with a plan?…
Look at me… LOOK. AT. ME! - View Quote Details on Look at me… LOOK. AT. ME!
Did you really think that I would risk the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you?! When dealing with this city, you need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey. - View Quote Details on Did you really think that I would risk the battle…
I knew the mob wouldn’t go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line. - View Quote Details on I knew the mob wouldn’t go down without a fight…
Now, our operation is small, but there’s a lot of potential for aggressive… expansion. So, which of our fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh! There’s only one spot open right now, so we’re gonna have (breaks a pool stick in half)… tryouts (throws one half in between Gambol’s men). - View Quote Details on Now, our operation is small, but there’s a lot of…
[After being told by Harvey that he runs a unit of dirty cops] They’re not perfect, but I have to do the best I can with what I have. - View Quote Details on [After being told by Harvey that he runs a unit...
[Tugging on a string connected to grenades] Ah, ah… let’s not blow this out of proportion. - View Quote Details on [Tugging on a string connected to grenades] Ah, ah… let’s…
And I though my jokes were bad. - View Quote Details on And I though my jokes were bad.
[To Harvey Dent] You’re the symbol of hope I can never be. Your stand against organized crime is the first legitimate ray of light in Gotham in decades. If anyone saw this, everything would be undone. All the criminals you pulled off the streets would be released, and Jim Gordon would have died for nothing.” - View Quote Details on [To Harvey Dent] You’re the symbol of hope I can…
I don’t leave anything up to chance, I make my own luck. - View Quote Details on I don’t leave anything up to chance, I make my…