[To himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT…

[To himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FOR-EEK. You’re goin’ to Hell, man.

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It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you! - View Quote Details on It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no…
You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mic right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? They don’t like no feedback, what’s up? - View Quote Details on You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t…
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Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe. - View Quote Details on Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay?…