[To Rachel] Well, hello beautiful. You must be Harvey’s squeeze…

[To Rachel] Well, hello beautiful. You must be Harvey’s squeeze. And you are beautiful. Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got ‘em? [grabs her chin as she continuously tries to look away] C’mere, look at me. So, I had a wife, she was beautiful…like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks…[she squirms, and he pulls her back] Hey. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hmmm? I just wanted to let her know that I don’t care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves! Now I see the funny side. Now, I’m always smiling!

The Joker

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