(To Reggie Jackson ): I don’t have your fucking ball!
(To Reggie Jackson ): I don’t have your fucking ball!
Joe “Coop” Cooper
Other BASEketball Quotes
- [Coop and Reemer are fighting] Hey! Would you just stop it? Would you just hold on a minute? Look at you guys… fighting on the Malaka-Laka board! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Back in the driveway, we were nothing! Now we’ve risen to the highest level, but you’re throwin’ it all away! If you’ve forgotten what BASEketball means to America, you have only to look at this board - the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust. Don’t you see what we have here? A game where guys with bad backs and bad knees can… get together and compete on the same field as guys that are all goosed up on steroids. But more than anything, isn’t this game about gettin’ together with your friends and just havin’ a good time? I remember. I remember a long time ago, I didn’t have anybody. You guys took me in. I guess that’s why it kills me to see you like this. If we can’t be friends… then the heart and soul are out of this game. Certainly out of me. I know I’ll never get that back again. We have sullied the waters of the Lagoon of Peace! I’m begging you, for the love of our Caribbean brothers, dudes, stop this madness! - View Quote Details on [Coop and Reemer are fighting] Hey! Would you just stop…
- Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year… FUCK! - View Quote Details on Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank…
- Listen to me little bitch! You either go out there and make that shot or I’m gonna shove your head so far up your fuckin’ ass, you’ll have to wear yourself as a hat! - View Quote Details on Listen to me little bitch! You either go out there…
- If I had a nickel for every time that ball saved me, I’d have a shitload of nickels! - View Quote Details on If I had a nickel for every time that ball…
- Yeah. I made it myself, you know. If I had a nickel for every time this ball pulled me out of a tight spot, I’d have a shitload of nickels. - View Quote Details on Yeah. I made it myself, you know. If I had…
- My name isn’t Squeak, all right?! My name is Kenny! - View Quote Details on My name isn’t Squeak, all right?! My name is Kenny!
- Hey, Grumsky, you losin’ weight? - View Quote Details on Hey, Grumsky, you losin’ weight?
- [with Australian accent] How to speak San Franciscan. - View Quote Details on [with Australian accent] How to speak San Franciscan.
- Steve Perry. Steeeve Perry! “Well I shoulda been go-one, after all!” - View Quote Details on Steve Perry. Steeeve Perry! “Well I shoulda been go-one, after…
- No, it’s not like horse. - View Quote Details on No, it’s not like horse.
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