(To the audience) “Dig me, Am I evil or what?”

Psycrow

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

(After Number 4 threw him on Jim) “How many times have I told you? I am NOT to be used as a projectile!” - View Quote Details on (After Number 4 threw him on Jim) “How many times…
(after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!! - View Quote Details on (after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!!
(as Seinfeld ) “What is the deal with old superheroes? D’you ever wonder about that? I mean, do they go to the old superheroes’ home? I mean, what is the deal with that? How does a superhero retire? What if the hotline rings? ‘Hello? Yes, the world’s about to be destroyed? Sorry, I just turned 65.’ What is the deal with that? And if you have x-ray vision, what happens to your eyes if they start to go bad? Can you only see through really thin stuff? I mean, what is the deal with that? (no response) Hello?! Is this on?! I said, what is the deal with that? You’re supposed to find that hilarious! (still no response; pulls out ray gun) Laugh or perish, fiendish audience! (audience laughs)” - View Quote Details on (as Seinfeld ) “What is the deal with old superheroes?…
Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed since you can actually see them. - View Quote Details on Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may…
Da wages of sin is death, but da hours are good. - View Quote Details on Da wages of sin is death, but da hours are…
This spell will require the most loathsome things in exsistance. Eye of a newt; black cat’s bone thrice boiled at midnight; ‘You may have already won’ letter… - View Quote Details on This spell will require the most loathsome things in exsistance…
I’m proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless of species, can buy a college degree! - View Quote Details on I’m proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless…
(As the Zurb Warriors retreat) COWARDS! Your bones will be my hockey sticks, and your skulls, my pucks! - View Quote Details on (As the Zurb Warriors retreat) COWARDS! Your bones will be…
You’ve forced me to use the most powerful weapon of all! Strategic retreat! - View Quote Details on You’ve forced me to use the most powerful weapon of…
I’m here to save a princess, and if she doesn’t have little wings and a funny name, I’m gonna be really cheesed off! - View Quote Details on I’m here to save a princess, and if she doesn’t…