Tomorrow, we have auditions! Isn’t that exciting? People come in…

Tomorrow, we have auditions! Isn’t that exciting? People come in to entertain us, and we say either stick around or buzz off!

Laura Henderson

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Are you American? Strange people, lovely manners. - View Quote Details on Are you American? Strange people, lovely manners.
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My dear, you must never interrupt a perfectly good argument! - View Quote Details on My dear, you must never interrupt a perfectly good argument!
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