Trixy: No! Not in the face. He’s too cute.

Season One, California Son

Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker. - View Quote Details on Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker.
Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life people tellin me I do things wrong and I am the fucking asshole. And I see everyone around is infinitely more fucked up than I am. - View Quote Details on Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life…
Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly. - View Quote Details on Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off…
Get ready for Thor’s Hammer! - View Quote Details on Get ready for Thor’s Hammer!
Al Moody: “Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.” - View Quote Details on Al Moody: “Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.”
Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is strong! - View Quote Details on Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is…
Don’t look at me like that. I love all women. I love you. I’ll make a run at you right now. - View Quote Details on Don’t look at me like that. I love all women…
Trixy? That’s a great name. If you’re a hooker! - View Quote Details on Trixy? That’s a great name. If you’re a hooker!
That’s right mother fucker. - View Quote Details on That’s right mother fucker.
Never stick your finger up a man’s ass without warning. - View Quote Details on Never stick your finger up a man’s ass without warning.