(Trying on his old high school football helmet) “Hank, how’d…

(Trying on his old high school football helmet) “Hank, how’d my head get so fat?”

Unidentified episodes, Bill Dauterive

Damn it, Dale. - View Quote Details on Damn it, Dale.
[seeing a snake slither toward her] It’s coming to kill me! It knows I’m a Christian! - View Quote Details on [seeing a snake slither toward her] It’s coming to kill…
I tell you what, you can take a safety course, and if you’re still interested in guns after they’ve taken all the fun out of it, we’ll go to the tournament. - View Quote Details on I tell you what, you can take a safety course,…
“If I had dangerous brain powers you’d be a million tiny little pieces right now! - View Quote Details on “If I had dangerous brain powers you’d be a million…
Hey dad, look at my poker face - View Quote Details on Hey dad, look at my poker face
What are you going to do, shoot me with my beer? - View Quote Details on What are you going to do, shoot me with my…
Something got to give, and it not gonna be my slip-n-slide! - View Quote Details on Something got to give, and it not gonna be my…
In my opinion, kindling is the best way to start a fire - View Quote Details on In my opinion, kindling is the best way to start…
[Distraught] “I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit.” - View Quote Details on [Distraught] “I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit.”
“I never thought i’d say this,but i don’t think i can finish my beer - View Quote Details on “I never thought i’d say this,but i don’t think i…