[Trying to scrape Charlie the dog’s testicles off the frozen…

[Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen...

[Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] Now, this ain’t no flapjack, so I’m gonna be real careful, I won’t look.

Joe Dirt

Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt! - View Quote Details on Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt!
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole. - View Quote Details on It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt. - View Quote Details on Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt.
I thought I had broken my ass bone! - View Quote Details on I thought I had broken my ass bone!
Turn it up! - View Quote Details on Turn it up!
Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that? - View Quote Details on Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white…
Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat! - View Quote Details on Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat!
There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two. - View Quote Details on There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile…
I got the poo on me!! - View Quote Details on I got the poo on me!!
Why don’t you go practice, fallin’ down, I’ll be there in a minute. - View Quote Details on Why don’t you go practice, fallin’ down, I’ll be there…