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- Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that? - View Quote Details on Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white…
- That shit’ll buff out. - View Quote Details on That shit’ll buff out.
- I got the poo on me!! - View Quote Details on I got the poo on me!!
- Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You’re talking to me all wrong… It’s the wrong tone. You do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that! - View Quote Details on Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You’re talking to me all…
- What’s the story here? I’m a white trash idiot - The end. - View Quote Details on What’s the story here? I’m a white trash idiot -…
- Life’s a garden, dig it! - View Quote Details on Life’s a garden, dig it!
- [Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] Now, this ain’t no flapjack, so I’m gonna be real careful, I won’t look. - View Quote Details on [Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen...
- Well, well, well, the famous Brandy - Tokyo Rose of the trailer park. - View Quote Details on Well, well, well, the famous Brandy - Tokyo Rose of...
- [Joe falls off a swing] And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown. - View Quote Details on [Joe falls off a swing] And at that moment I…
- [while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt! - View Quote Details on [while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt!
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