Umpire Billy Bowden is decked by a Jones sweep! How…

Umpire Billy Bowden is decked by a Jones sweep! How marvellous…I mean what a choker…A sweetly-timed shot by the England batsman, which strikes Bowden on the hip, sending sunnies and walkie-talkie flying. Shame for Jones, that was going for four. Bowden will have secretly loved that, the old drama tart.

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According to a certain Brisbane rag, England are “a bunch of part-time plumbers and decorators”…Jason Robinson and Co are just putting a second coat on their Free State Stadium dressing room in Bloemfontein, but I’m assured they’ll be cleaned up and ready to kick off in 25 minutes. - View Quote Details on According to a certain Brisbane rag, England are “a bunch…
Federer has a baby on. He also looks like Quentin Tarantino. - View Quote Details on Federer has a baby on. He also looks like Quentin…
Bit of Toto as Hoffmann makes his way to the middle - “I bless the rains down in Africa!” - smashing. My favourite Toto number is Rosanna. I used to go out with someone called Rosanna. Her mum looked like Cher. - View Quote Details on Bit of Toto as Hoffmann makes his way to the…
All the time in the world for Hook, he could have pulled out a cigarette, lit it and taken a couple of tugs before striking that. - View Quote Details on All the time in the world for Hook, he could…
I’ve got a horrible feeling that if United do do the business tonight, Scholes won’t be on the pitch in Athens. He may well be the best player England have produced for the last 15 years, but he has all the tackling ability of a granny on roller skates. - View Quote Details on I’ve got a horrible feeling that if United do do…
Mahmood finishes with 4-50 - ‘Smell my cheese, you mothers’ I think I heard him mutter to his critics as he strode from the pitch. - View Quote Details on Mahmood finishes with 4-50 - ‘Smell my cheese, you mothers’…
Just seen a young Englishwoman lose her footing in the pool and disappear beneath the waves. Some chap was desperately trying to hold her up - stick with her, big man, there could be cheap runs later. - View Quote Details on Just seen a young Englishwoman lose her footing in the…
The Scot looks like he’s sat in a hospital waiting room reading my commentary. - View Quote Details on The Scot looks like he’s sat in a hospital waiting…
A well-deserved standing ovation from the Lord’s faithful and what can you say about any Collingwood innings? Nuggety, earthy, gritty. All hail Ross Kemp - give that man his own cop show on ITV. - View Quote Details on A well-deserved standing ovation from the Lord’s faithful and what…
This is snooker at its most strange and its most hypnotic - watching this is like having some mushroom-induced dream. - View Quote Details on This is snooker at its most strange and its most…