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Light Warriors, Red Mage

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(Red Mage is on fire)
Black Mage: Aren’t you dead yet?
Red Mage: Nope. I’ve been casting Life 2 on myself. Or Life 3. Whichever.
Black Mage: What I know about White Magic could fill a thimble halfway, but I know both of those are out of your league.
Red Mage: I know that and you know that, but I don’t know that.
Black Mage: It’d be great if I could unhear that. - View Quote Details on (Red Mage is on fire)
Black Mage: Aren’t you dead yet?
Red…
Guard #1: [Ms. Elderly Lady] claims that you gave her a pair of shoes made out of a human face.
Black Mage: Oh, no. She, uh, came in with those shoes.
Guard #1: That is how she came into the Guard House. His story checks out.
Guard #2: She was obviously deranged. Thank you for your help, sir. - View Quote Details on Guard #1: [Ms. Elderly Lady] claims that you gave her…
Black Mage: I can’t believe the nerve of that anchor guy.
Red Mage: Still, you didn’t have to kill him.
Black Mage: Hey, I waited until the cameras were turned off. You ask me, that’s a crap load of control there.
Thief: Not immediately indulging in murder isn’t a sign of self-control. It’s a sign of, what is it, sanity. - View Quote Details on Black Mage: I can’t believe the nerve of that anchor…
I love you phallic-sword worshipping warrior woman. Take me. - View Quote Details on I love you phallic-sword worshipping warrior woman. Take me.
…So you see, by allowing me to kill you three, I’ll be able to at least die with some dignity… and a smile. - View Quote Details on …So you see, by allowing me to kill you three,…
Be this six hundred, or pineapple? - View Quote Details on Be this six hundred, or pineapple?
Why do I get the horrible feeling that I was better off with that psychotic mage and his friends? - View Quote Details on Why do I get the horrible feeling that I was…
Mom! How many times must I ask you to refer to me by my dark name of the damned? - View Quote Details on Mom! How many times must I ask you to refer…
Fighter: (After being pummelled by a giant) Kill me.
Black Mage: Tempting, but I need you for a human shield… I mean, travelling companion. Yeah. - View Quote Details on Fighter: (After being pummelled by a giant) Kill me.
Black Mage:…
We’re about to witness an inverse relationship between the number of stab wounds I inflict on you and the number of answers you start giving me. - View Quote Details on We’re about to witness an inverse relationship between the number…