Waiters in Chinese Restaurant: (singing) Deck the hor with Bar…

Waiters in Chinese Restaurant: (singing) Deck the hor with Bar of horry, Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra! ‘Tis the season to be jorry, Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra!

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