“We apologise for the inconvenience”, God’s Final Message to His…

“We apologise for the inconvenience”, God’s Final Message to His Creation, written in letters of fire on the side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, Sevorbeupstry, on planet Preliumtarn, Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma. - c. 40 (the message is spelled out letter by letter over several paragraphs)

So Long And Thanks for All the Fish, Chapter 40

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Ford: “Life,” he said, “is like a grapefruit.”
Creature: “Er, how so?”
Ford: “Well, it’s sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It’s got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.” - View Quote Details on Creature: "Er,...">Ford: “Life,” he said, “is like a grapefruit.”
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One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very obvious, as in It’s a nice day, or You’re very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right? At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behavior. If human beings don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months’ consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favor of a new one. If they don’t keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working. After a while he abandoned this one as well as being obstructively cynical. - View Quote Details on One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest…
[about a Magrathean sunset that Arthur finds magnificent] “I’ve seen it. It’s rubbish.” - View Quote Details on [about a Magrathean sunset that Arthur finds magnificent] “I’ve seen…
The other Shaltanac’s joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy shade of pinky-russet. - The Shaltanac equivalent of “the other man’s grass is always greener”, Fit the Seventh - View Quote Details on The other Shaltanac’s joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy…
There is a moment in every dawn when light floats, there is the possibility of magic. Creation holds its breath.
The moment passed as it regularly did on Squornshellous Zeta, without incident. - View Quote Details on There is a moment in every dawn when light floats,…
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If I ever meet myself,” said Zaphod, “I’ll hit myself so hard I won’t know what’s hit me. - View Quote Details on If I ever meet myself,” said Zaphod, “I’ll hit myself…
“I think [...] I feel good about it.” - c. 40; the last words of Marvin, about God’s Final Message to His Creation. - View Quote Details on “I think [...] I feel good about it.” - c…
I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? - View Quote Details on I am the main Dish of the Day. May I…
Will everything tie up neatly or will it be just like life: quite interesting in parts, but no substitute for the real thing? (Fit the Eleventh) - View Quote Details on Will everything tie up neatly or will it be just…