Well, another year is almost under the belt. And I’ve…

Well, another year is almost under the belt. And I’ve had 313 pretty good days. The Mondays sucked. (31 Dec 1990)

From the Comic Strip, Garfield

Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my slippers and my pipe! What more could a man want? - View Quote Details on Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my…
Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny people love to hate it. (8 Dec 1987) - View Quote Details on Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny…
All the world’s a cookie jar, and all the men and women merely crumbs…. I happen to be one of the chocolate chips. (09 Dec 1981) - View Quote Details on All the world’s a cookie jar, and all the men…
Jogging’s the disease. I’m the cure. (07 April 1987) - View Quote Details on Jogging’s the disease. I’m the cure. (07 April 1987)
Jon: Doc, how are you? - View Quote Details on Jon: Doc, how are you?
I think I’ll step into the next room and have a nervous breakdown. (9 Apr 1980) - View Quote Details on I think I’ll step into the next room and have…
I’ll get checked-up while the lady vet gets checked-out. (04 Mar 1985) - View Quote Details on I’ll get checked-up while the lady vet gets checked-out. (04…
Jon: Hey, Garfield, how are you going to get out of that tree? - View Quote Details on Jon: Hey, Garfield, how are you going to get out…
Sign: Beware of Dog - View Quote Details on Sign: Beware of Dog
The only thing active about me is my imagination. (29 Jan 1986) - View Quote Details on The only thing active about me is my imagination. (29…