Well, like my mama used to say, ‘You can put…

Well, like my mama used to say, ‘You can put your boots in the oven but that won’t make ‘em biscuits.’

Lightning

Sir Trenton: (referring to Stripes and Sandy) What have we got here? Beauty and the beast. - View Quote Details on Sir Trenton: (referring to Stripes and Sandy) What have we…
Miss Dalrymple: What is that dreadful child up to now? - View Quote Details on Miss Dalrymple: What is that dreadful child up to now?
Reggie: Well, subdivide me and Kentucky fry me! - View Quote Details on Reggie: Well, subdivide me and Kentucky fry me!
If that’s a racehorse, then I’m D-O double-G, baby. - View Quote Details on If that’s a racehorse, then I’m D-O double-G, baby.
Miss Dalrymple: (to Channing) This is a racetrack, dear, not the Serengeti. - View Quote Details on Miss Dalrymple: (to Channing) This is a racetrack, dear, not…
Roughshod: Hey, plow-boy! You missed a spot. - View Quote Details on Roughshod: Hey, plow-boy! You missed a spot.