Well…you taught them the basics. That’s important.

Detective Phoebe O’Hara

Kimble: I have a headache - View Quote Details on Kimble: I have a headache
Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. ~ Kindergarten student - View Quote Details on Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. ~ Kindergarten…
[mockingly after the children laugh at him for accidentally sitting on a piano] Ha-ha-ha-ha. Quiet! - View Quote Details on [mockingly after the children laugh at him for accidentally sitting...
You're not so tough without your car, are you? - View Quote Details on You're not so tough without your car, are you?
Bring your toy back to the carpet! - View Quote Details on Bring your toy back to the carpet!
My name is John Kimble [cocks shotgun] and I love my car. - View Quote Details on My name is John Kimble [cocks shotgun] and I love…
I want to hang out with you, till the end…of time. - View Quote Details on I want to hang out with you, till the end…of…
I’m a cop, you idiot! I’m Detective John Kimble! - View Quote Details on I’m a cop, you idiot! I’m Detective John Kimble!
You can’t just walk in here and put a gun in my face. I’m trying to get a manicure. I have witnesses. - View Quote Details on You can’t just walk in here and put a gun…
Who is your daddy, and what does he do? - View Quote Details on Who is your daddy, and what does he do?