We’ve got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks…

We’ve got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.

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“You keep dreaming… wanna-be!” ~ Officer Maguire - View Quote Details on “You keep dreaming… wanna-be!” ~ Officer Maguire
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Wait — you have a Herkimer battle jitney? That’s the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made! - View Quote Details on Wait — you have a Herkimer battle jitney? That’s the…
Now, there’s a wedgie she won’t soon forget. - View Quote Details on Now, there’s a wedgie she won’t soon forget.
In my opinion, which used to matter around here, we shouldn’t be flinging new memberships at every guy who puts together a pair of matching gloves and boots. - View Quote Details on In my opinion, which used to matter around here, we…
Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury. - View Quote Details on Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.
“No, no. I don’t live here. I’m just here for the ladies.” (at a nursing home) - View Quote Details on “No, no. I don’t live here. I’m just here for…
I must have ripped the Q section out of my dictionary, ’cause I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘quit’! - View Quote Details on I must have ripped the Q section out of my…
“Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?” ~ Blue Raja’s mother - View Quote Details on “Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?” ~ Blue Raja’s mother
There’s not enough beer in the world Spleen, I’m sorry. - View Quote Details on There’s not enough beer in the world Spleen, I’m sorry.