What are you going to do, shoot me with my…

What are you going to do, shoot me with my beer?

Unidentified episodes, Bill Dauterive

(Answering Bobby’s question) “Because I’m creepy and you’re fat and kinda dumb.” - View Quote Details on (Answering Bobby’s question) “Because I’m creepy and you’re fat and…
I am inducing vomiting! - View Quote Details on I am inducing vomiting!
It said P-lacebo…it must be made by P-fizer - View Quote Details on It said P-lacebo…it must be made by P-fizer
Hey, what a co-inky-dink. - View Quote Details on Hey, what a co-inky-dink.
Here you go, one Santy Anny’s leg. - View Quote Details on Here you go, one Santy Anny’s leg.
You’ve got my check, what do you care?! - View Quote Details on You’ve got my check, what do you care?!
Prepare your mind for razzle-dazzle - View Quote Details on Prepare your mind for razzle-dazzle
“Of course, why would you ask something like that? He’s your Dad! (Okay!) He’s your Dad, he’s your Dad, he’s your Dad! (Okay!) Okay!” - (Nancy’s reaction to Joseph asking her whether or not Dale is his real father.) - View Quote Details on “Of course, why would you ask something like that? He’s…
These is the keys to my Cadillac car. You know the rules: under no circumstances is the wife allowed in my Cadillac car… unless she’s in a bag in the trunk. - View Quote Details on These is the keys to my Cadillac car. You know…
Did you come to have breakfast with me because you thought I was lonely? - View Quote Details on Did you come to have breakfast with me because you…