What got you out of the woodwork?
What got you out of the woodwork?
Unsourced, Spite, venom, and gleeful denunciations
Other Henny Youngman Quotes
- Why don’t Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering. - View Quote Details on Why don’t Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
- All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. - View Quote Details on All men are not homeless, but some men are home…
- To Dean Martin—Dean, if you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. - View Quote Details on To Dean Martin—Dean, if you had your life to live…
- You have a ready wit. Let me know when it’s ready. - View Quote Details on You have a ready wit. Let me know when it’s…
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - View Quote Details on The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours, and that was only for the estimate. - View Quote Details on My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours,…
- A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman “Can I park here?” “No” says the cop. “What about all these other cars?” “They didn’t ask! - View Quote Details on A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks…
- If there’s never been a suicide in your family, why don’t you break the monotony? - View Quote Details on If there’s never been a suicide in your family, why…
- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - View Quote Details on When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave…
- I’d like to introduce you to some friends of mine. I want to break off with them. - View Quote Details on I’d like to introduce you to some friends of mine…
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