What the fuck are you lot playing at? That is…

What the fuck are you lot playing at? That is the biggest load of shite I’ve ever seen. Not one of you can look me in the eye, because not one of you deserves to have a say. I can’t believe you’ve come here and decided to toss it off like that crap you’re playing out there.

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Half-time at Sheffield Wednesday, 1998.

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