What’s the guy so upset about? You’d think nobody was…

What’s the guy so upset about? You’d think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before.

Clifford Stern

Comedy equals tragedy plus time. - View Quote Details on Comedy equals tragedy plus time.
I’ll be honest. You’re not my first choice. - View Quote Details on I’ll be honest. You’re not my first choice.
In reality, we rationalize, we deny, or we couldn’t go on living. - View Quote Details on In reality, we rationalize, we deny, or we couldn’t go…
A strange man defecated on my sister. - View Quote Details on A strange man defecated on my sister.
I remember the exact date, because it was Hitler’s birthday. - View Quote Details on I remember the exact date, because it was Hitler’s birthday.
Right, I won’t! - View Quote Details on Right, I won’t!
When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he really wants is to exchange fluids. - View Quote Details on When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what…
Hi, it’s Clifford. Wasn’t Lester just so..ridiculous…What? Well what’s he doing there? That could be dangerous. Do you want me to come over? - View Quote Details on Hi, it’s Clifford. Wasn’t Lester just so..ridiculous…What? Well what’s he…
God is a luxury I can’t afford. - View Quote Details on God is a luxury I can’t afford.
What were God’s eyes like? Unimaginably penetrating, intense eyes, I assumed. And I wonder if it was just a coincidence that I made my specialty ophthalmology. - View Quote Details on What were God’s eyes like? Unimaginably penetrating, intense eyes, I…