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Zander Kelly

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His name’s Rocky and he ain’t no puppy. - View Quote Details on His name’s Rocky and he ain’t no puppy.
You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mic right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? They don’t like no feedback, what’s up? - View Quote Details on You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t…
There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two. - View Quote Details on There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile…
I thought I had broken my ass bone! - View Quote Details on I thought I had broken my ass bone!
[Joe falls off a swing] And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown. - View Quote Details on [Joe falls off a swing] And at that moment I…
Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat! - View Quote Details on Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat!
Luckily, my neck broke my fall. - View Quote Details on Luckily, my neck broke my fall.
God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back. - View Quote Details on God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976…
When bad pets go bad, dang! - View Quote Details on When bad pets go bad, dang!
It does what it’s told. - View Quote Details on It does what it’s told.