(when Hank’s Porta Potti collapses while he’s in it) “He’s…

(when Hank’s Porta Potti collapses while he’s in it) “He’s a squatter!”

Unidentified episodes, Dale Gribble

Sobbing on his knees after he finds that his flag has been destroyed: “What kind of an animal would do something like this?… A bear?” - View Quote Details on Sobbing on his knees after he finds that his flag…
[to crowd in Mega-Lo Mart parking lot before performance] Are you ready to soft rock ? - View Quote Details on [to crowd in Mega-Lo Mart parking lot before performance] Are…
I call France whenever I want! France, Europe, huckleberry. - View Quote Details on I call France whenever I want! France, Europe, huckleberry.
[Distraught] “I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit.” - View Quote Details on [Distraught] “I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit.”
I’m too pretty to go to jail!!! - View Quote Details on I’m too pretty to go to jail!!!
Peggy, the boy. - View Quote Details on Peggy, the boy.
“Why does everything I love run away from me?” (Hank replies with “Because you have to hug everything like a jackass!”) - View Quote Details on “Why does everything I love run away from me?” (Hank…
Guns don’t kill people.The Goverment does - View Quote Details on Guns don’t kill people.The Goverment does
(Chasing Bobby out of his house with a golf club) “Fat white lump!” - View Quote Details on (Chasing Bobby out of his house with a golf club)…
Can’t a man get his own Ranger Dog? - View Quote Details on Can’t a man get his own Ranger Dog?