When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave…

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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He hit me among my face. - View Quote Details on He hit me among my face.
A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. - View Quote Details on A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so…
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - View Quote Details on You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for…
Take my wife—please! - View Quote Details on Take my wife—please!
I looked high and low for you. I didn’t look low enough. - View Quote Details on I looked high and low for you. I didn’t look…
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up—they have no holidays. - View Quote Details on I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave…
To Dean Martin—Dean, if you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. - View Quote Details on To Dean Martin—Dean, if you had your life to live…
If there’s ever a price on your head, take it. - View Quote Details on If there’s ever a price on your head, take it.
You’re the kind of person I would like to have over when I have the measles. - View Quote Details on You’re the kind of person I would like to have…
My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement. - View Quote Details on My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman…