When I was a boy, just about every summer we’d…

When I was a boy, just about every summer we’d take a vacation. And you know, in 18 years, we never had fun.

Clark Griswold

Other National Lampoon’s Vacation Quotes

Motorcycle Cop: Ya know, if I wasn’t in uniform, I’d split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say “police brutality.” - View Quote Details on Motorcycle Cop: Ya know, if I wasn’t in uniform, I’d…
Arabs, Arabs, are they Arabs? Give them whatever they want. - View Quote Details on Arabs, Arabs, are they Arabs? Give them whatever they want.
I’m making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep. - View Quote Details on I’m making out a check for $1000, all you have…
Cousin Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn’t you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn’t big enough. - View Quote Details on Cousin Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that…
Audrey Griswold: She breathed on me! A dead person breathed on me! - View Quote Details on Audrey Griswold: She breathed on me! A dead person breathed…
If someone doesn’t start explaining what’s going on here…well, there’s going to be some explaining to do! - View Quote Details on If someone doesn’t start explaining what’s going on here…well, there’s…
Ahhh! I’d like to propose a toast, if I may? Here’s to…a very restful vacation. Here’s to…a very relaxing vacation. A renewed love affair. And…a time of joy with our babies. - View Quote Details on Ahhh! I’d like to propose a toast, if I may?…
The Girl in the Ferrari: It’s too bad you’re married… I’m in the mood for some fun! - View Quote Details on The Girl in the Ferrari: It’s too bad you’re married…
I don’t give a frog’s fat ass who went through what. We need money! Hey, Russ, wanna look through Aunt Edna’s purse? - View Quote Details on I don’t give a frog’s fat ass who went through…
Why aren’t we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that. - View Quote Details on Why aren’t we flying? Because getting there is half the…