When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I’m about…

When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I’m about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Hartigan

Walk down the right back alley in Sin City and you can find anything… - View Quote Details on Walk down the right back alley in Sin City and…
It’s one thing for you to play hard to get… but don’t go trying to cut my nuts off. - View Quote Details on It’s one thing for you to play hard to get…
You’re makin’ a big mistake, man… a big mistake. - View Quote Details on You’re makin’ a big mistake, man… a big mistake.
I know it’s pretty damn weird to eat people. - View Quote Details on I know it’s pretty damn weird to eat people.
Those hookers let you down! - View Quote Details on Those hookers let you down!
She doesn’t quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him. - View Quote Details on She doesn’t quite chop his head off. She makes a…
Modern cars — they all look like electric shavers. - View Quote Details on Modern cars — they all look like electric shavers.
I didn’t scream, Hartigan. Not once. I didn’t scream - View Quote Details on I didn’t scream, Hartigan. Not once. I didn’t scream
Your precious scrawny little neck.[said before tearing a piece of skin off Becky's neck with her teeth.] - View Quote Details on Your precious scrawny little neck.[said before tearing a piece of…
This guy smells awful. Like bad food. Like a corpse left in a garbage dumpster in the middle of summer, he stinks so bad I want to throw up. - View Quote Details on This guy smells awful. Like bad food. Like a corpse…