Where’s my supplies?

Joe Dirt

Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe. - View Quote Details on Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay?…
You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air? - View Quote Details on You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up…
It does what it’s told. - View Quote Details on It does what it’s told.
My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to the end, ’cause it sounds cool. - View Quote Details on My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to…
It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you! - View Quote Details on It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no…
[while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt! - View Quote Details on [while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt!
Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt. - View Quote Details on Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt.
Luckily, my neck broke my fall. - View Quote Details on Luckily, my neck broke my fall.
When bad pets go bad, dang! - View Quote Details on When bad pets go bad, dang!
That shit’ll buff out. - View Quote Details on That shit’ll buff out.

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