[while trying to open the cupboard] Come on, baby, come…

[while trying to open the cupboard] Come on, baby, come to papa. [he sees all the food in there] Hello, goregous.

Alvin Seville

You three sound like you’ve been gargling nails. –doctor - View Quote Details on You three sound like you’ve been gargling nails. –doctor
Hey. If you guys behave, maybe I’ll let you call me Uncle Ian again. Deal? - View Quote Details on Hey. If you guys behave, maybe I’ll let you call…
[spits the "raisin" out] BLEAH!! [to Theodore angrily] You owe me big-time! - View Quote Details on [spits the "raisin" out] BLEAH!! [to Theodore angrily] You owe…
[talking about Theodore] Sorry, he fell out of the tree at birth. - View Quote Details on [talking about Theodore] Sorry, he fell out of the tree…
[while riding in the car] Can I stand in your lap and steer? - View Quote Details on [while riding in the car] Can I stand in your…
Dave, you drive like a sleepy old bear! - View Quote Details on Dave, you drive like a sleepy old bear!
There’s no sense in writing songs that no one is ever, ever going to sing. - View Quote Details on There’s no sense in writing songs that no one is…
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Missed that chipmunk cuz you’re slow. - View Quote Details on Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Missed that chipmunk cuz you’re slow.
[when a tree is about to be cut down] Guys! I think he made it angry! - View Quote Details on [when a tree is about to be cut down] Guys!…
[talking to Simon on the phone] Look, if you flood my house, you’re dead. Out on the street! Capisce?! - View Quote Details on [talking to Simon on the phone] Look, if you flood…