Whining is just anger coming out of a very small…

Whining is just anger coming out of a very small opening.

As Stuart Smalley

Other Al Franken Quotes

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both. - View Quote Details on When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly…
If you listen to a lot of conservatives, they’ll tell you that the difference between them and us is that conservatives love America and liberals hate America…. They don’t get it. We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America the way a 4-year-old loves her Mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad, and helping your loved one grow. Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world. - View Quote Details on If you listen to a lot of conservatives, they’ll tell…
We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science. - View Quote Details on We need to be pro-science; we have to go back…
Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation. - View Quote Details on Most of us here in the media are what I…
I am a worthy human being. - View Quote Details on I am a worthy human being.
You’re should-ing all over yourself. - View Quote Details on You’re should-ing all over yourself.
I’m going to die homeless, penniless, and 30 pounds overweight. - View Quote Details on I’m going to die homeless, penniless, and 30 pounds overweight.
That’s just stinkin’ thinkin! - View Quote Details on That’s just stinkin’ thinkin!
I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks. - View Quote Details on I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in…
Drug war, well, as Rush Limbaugh said, anyone who uses drugs illegally should be prosecuted and put away. I don’t agree with him: I think they should be treated, but that’s what Rush believes and so, you know, we’re praying for Rush because he’s in recovery and you take responsibilities for your actions so I’m sure any day now Rush will demand to be put away for the maximum sentence and ask for the most dangerous prison and we’ll be praying for maybe an African American cellmate who saw the Donovan McNabb comments on ESPN. So we’re prayin’. - View Quote Details on Drug war, well, as Rush Limbaugh said, anyone who uses…