White Mage: What a pleasant landing that was. Fighter: I’ll say! Thief:…

White Mage: What a pleasant landing that was.
Fighter: I’ll say!
Thief: It involved a lot less fire than usual.
Red Mage: And no blood!
White Mage: Oh, you guys are such jokesters. I can’t help but notice that you aren’t laughing.

Conversations, Episodes 701-800

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Red Mage: Still, you didn’t have to kill him.
Black Mage: Hey, I waited until the cameras were turned off. You ask me, that’s a crap load of control there.
Thief: Not immediately indulging in murder isn’t a sign of self-control. It’s a sign of, what is it, sanity. - View Quote Details on Black Mage: I can’t believe the nerve of that anchor…
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Well, at least I shall die as I have lived. Completely surrounded by morons. - View Quote Details on Well, at least I shall die as I have lived…
Oh, man, what a smell in that thing. Horrible. Anyway! You guys ordered an Apocalypse, if I’m right. - View Quote Details on Oh, man, what a smell in that thing. Horrible. Anyway!…
…So you see, by allowing me to kill you three, I’ll be able to at least die with some dignity… and a smile. - View Quote Details on …So you see, by allowing me to kill you three,…
Fighter: (After being pummelled by a giant) Kill me.
Black Mage: Tempting, but I need you for a human shield… I mean, travelling companion. Yeah. - View Quote Details on Fighter: (After being pummelled by a giant) Kill me.
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