“Whoa! Hold on, son! I want you to keep an…

“Whoa! Hold on, son! I want you to keep an open mind so you can make an informed decision! If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking, or go straight to the horse’s mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry.” (he reads the aforementioned tobacco industry-funded report on smoking)

Unidentified episodes, Dale Gribble

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