Whoa! Look out, Captain Obvious! There’s a new… uh… a…

Whoa! Look out, Captain Obvious! There’s a new… uh… a new stating the overtly apparent… man. Here. Right now. So, be careful! For your status as obvious-talking-guy is in danger over there. Ha!

Dark Warriors, Drizz’l

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“Ode to Mine Suffering,” by Vilbert. My life is torment. Who are you, misunderstander? My life is torment. What are you, mean bully jock? My life is torment. What is a soul, if not a bowl of pain? A bowl of pain. A bowl of pain. - View Quote Details on “Ode to Mine Suffering,” by Vilbert. My life is torment…
I cooked the turkey with Fire-3 set to volcanic for 6 seconds. It was dead for the last five. - View Quote Details on I cooked the turkey with Fire-3 set to volcanic for…
White Mage: It’s a good thing I know my share of healing spells. Not to mention morals!
Black Mage: Hey! I know of them. - View Quote Details on White Mage: It’s a good thing I know my share…
I don’t have proof so much as a wild conjecture and furious paranoia. But that’s what they want me to think. - View Quote Details on I don’t have proof so much as a wild conjecture…
Excuse me. Do you carry any restraining order spells? - View Quote Details on Excuse me. Do you carry any restraining order spells?
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Black Mage: Urge to destroy world rising. - View Quote Details on Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter:…
Red Mage: (wearing Garland’s armor) I’d say this is easily a +4/+4 Armor of Kick Ass.
Black Mage: Mo’ like a +Stupid/+Dumb Armor of Idiot. - View Quote Details on Red Mage: (wearing Garland’s armor) I’d say this is easily…
Black Mage: I was wondering, and this may sound strange but just bear with me, are you from Venus ?
White Mage: Er… no, why?
Black Mage: ‘Cause, baby, yer ass is outta dis world! - View Quote Details on Black Mage: I was wondering, and this may sound strange…
I like swords, it’s a fact. I like cheese, it’s a fact. I like swords made out of cheese, it’s a mystery. - View Quote Details on I like swords, it’s a fact. I like cheese, it’s…
Can we kill him now? He’s a Goth, it’s what he wants. - View Quote Details on Can we kill him now? He’s a Goth, it’s what…