Why are you guys always dissing me? I’m a superhero…

Why are you guys always dissing me? I’m a superhero too, you know! I have powers.

The Spleen

Don’t mess with the volcano, my man, ’cause I will go Pompeii on your… butt. - View Quote Details on Don’t mess with the volcano, my man, ’cause I will…
We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering. - View Quote Details on We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork…
I don’t make anything that’s deadly. - View Quote Details on I don’t make anything that’s deadly.
I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts… alone. - View Quote Details on I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts… alone.
(creepy, ominous dude at tryouts) “I…am BALLERINA MAN!” ~Ballerina Man - View Quote Details on (creepy, ominous dude at tryouts) “I…am BALLERINA MAN!” ~Ballerina Man
You must be like the wolf pack… not like the six-pack. - View Quote Details on You must be like the wolf pack… not like the…
All my life I’ve been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear. - View Quote Details on All my life I’ve been ignored by people, and finally,…
Hey, Dad — I’m going to my room with three strange men. - View Quote Details on Hey, Dad — I’m going to my room with three…
I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one. - View Quote Details on I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack…
Let’s go see what’s shaking at the chez casa Casanova. - View Quote Details on Let’s go see what’s shaking at the chez casa Casanova.