Why aren’t we flying? Because getting there is half the…

Why aren’t we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that.

Clark Griswold

Other National Lampoon’s Vacation Quotes

When I was a boy, just about every summer we’d take a vacation. And you know, in 18 years, we never had fun. - View Quote Details on When I was a boy, just about every summer we’d…
Aunt Edna: Is this your idea of a good restaurant? Dog killer! - View Quote Details on Aunt Edna: Is this your idea of a good restaurant?…
Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes… or perhaps you don’t want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away? - View Quote Details on Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves…
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya. - View Quote Details on Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose out…
Marty Moose: Sorry, folks! We’re closed for two weeks to clean and repair America’s favorite family fun park. Sorry, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! - View Quote Details on Marty Moose: Sorry, folks! We’re closed for two weeks to…
If someone doesn’t start explaining what’s going on here…well, there’s going to be some explaining to do! - View Quote Details on If someone doesn’t start explaining what’s going on here…well, there’s…
The Girl in the Ferrari: It’s too bad you’re married… I’m in the mood for some fun! - View Quote Details on The Girl in the Ferrari: It’s too bad you’re married…
I don’t give a frog’s fat ass who went through what. We need money! Hey, Russ, wanna look through Aunt Edna’s purse? - View Quote Details on I don’t give a frog’s fat ass who went through…
We watch his program. We buy his toys, we go to his movies, he owes us! Doesn’t he owe us, ha? He owes the Griswalds right? Fucking-A right he owes us! - View Quote Details on We watch his program. We buy his toys, we go…
Cousin Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn’t you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn’t big enough. - View Quote Details on Cousin Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that…