Why did E.T.: the Extraterrestrial love Reese’s Pieces so much?

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What do you call it when a sexual deviant is beaten and robbed in a park by a homeless wino? - View Quote Details on What do you call it when a sexual deviant is…
What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a saber toothed tiger? - View Quote Details on What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John…
Why did God send Terri Schiavo to hell? - View Quote Details on Why did God send Terri Schiavo to hell?
What’s the diffence between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and a banana? - View Quote Details on What’s the diffence between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and…
Why did Al-Qaeda, under orders from Osama bin Laden, burn 20,000 copies of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon in the town square of Kabul, Afghanistan? - View Quote Details on Why did Al-Qaeda, under orders from Osama bin Laden, burn…
Why did God give Motley Crew such abnormally large penises? - View Quote Details on Why did God give Motley Crew such abnormally large penises?
Why does Britney Spears sell so many millions of records? - View Quote Details on Why does Britney Spears sell so many millions of records?
Why did Madonna feed her infant child Alpo dog food? - View Quote Details on Why did Madonna feed her infant child Alpo dog food?
What did the Red Hot Chili Peppers do when their management informed them that they were not at all happy with the band’s latest tracks? - View Quote Details on What did the Red Hot Chili Peppers do when their…
Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? - View Quote Details on Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?