“Why does everything I love run away from me?” (Hank…

“Why does everything I love run away from me?” (Hank replies with “Because you have to hug everything like a jackass!”)

Unidentified episodes, Bill Dauterive

I’m so depressed I can’t even blink - View Quote Details on I’m so depressed I can’t even blink
Mega-Lo Mart now sells propane and propane accessories. Fuel’s So Good ! - View Quote Details on Mega-Lo Mart now sells propane and propane accessories. Fuel’s So…
(After smacking a waitress on the rump) “Hey missy! How ’bout some sammiches?!?” - View Quote Details on (After smacking a waitress on the rump) “Hey missy! How…
What are you going to do, shoot me with my beer? - View Quote Details on What are you going to do, shoot me with my…
(walking out of the animal control center; sees a squirrel) Kill ya’ later! Aww, what the hell? [charges the squirell] - View Quote Details on (walking out of the animal control center; sees a squirrel)…
(After being asked how her beauty exam went) Well, I passed lather, but I failed rinse…and then I failed repeat, because it includes rinse, which I don’t think is very fair! - View Quote Details on (After being asked how her beauty exam went) Well, I…
…I have a gala… - View Quote Details on …I have a gala…
Carpay dam! - View Quote Details on Carpay dam!
These is the keys to my Cadillac car. You know the rules: under no circumstances is the wife allowed in my Cadillac car… unless she’s in a bag in the trunk. - View Quote Details on These is the keys to my Cadillac car. You know…
I just felt my chakra open honey. - View Quote Details on I just felt my chakra open honey.