Why don’t you go practice, fallin’ down, I’ll be there…

Why don’t you go practice, fallin’ down, I’ll be there in a minute.

Joe Dirt

I’m a rocker, through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep… - View Quote Details on I’m a rocker, through and through. Here’s a list of…
Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus? - View Quote Details on Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work…
Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat! - View Quote Details on Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat!
It does what it’s told. - View Quote Details on It does what it’s told.
Life’s a garden, dig it! - View Quote Details on Life’s a garden, dig it!
There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two. - View Quote Details on There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile…
And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and check out chick dogs saying “What’s up, baby?” - View Quote Details on And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and…
Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt. - View Quote Details on Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt.
You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air? - View Quote Details on You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up…
His name’s Rocky and he ain’t no puppy. - View Quote Details on His name’s Rocky and he ain’t no puppy.