With Garfield, the goal of a diet isn’t losing weight…

With Garfield, the goal of a diet isn’t losing weight. It’s slowing down the gain. (24 Jul 1992)

From the Comic Strip, Jon Arbuckle

There are many, many things I will never understand… and they’re all women. (16 Mar 2001) - View Quote Details on There are many, many things I will never understand… and…
Jon: (brandishing a letter) This came in the mail for you. - View Quote Details on Jon: (brandishing a letter) This came in the mail for…
I think I’ll step into the next room and have a nervous breakdown. (9 Apr 1980) - View Quote Details on I think I’ll step into the next room and have…
I’m an authority on boring. (6 Sept 2006) - View Quote Details on I’m an authority on boring. (6 Sept 2006)
Jon: Reading a book of quotations “Time flies when you’re having fun.” - View Quote Details on Jon: Reading a book of quotations “Time flies when you’re…
As long as there is one rocking chair left in this world, no cat’s tail is safe. (16 Nov 1978) - View Quote Details on As long as there is one rocking chair left in…
The only thing active about me is my imagination. (29 Jan 1986) - View Quote Details on The only thing active about me is my imagination. (29…
Jon: It’s a beautiful morning! - View Quote Details on Jon: It’s a beautiful morning!
Frailty, thy name is dog. (6 July 1980) - View Quote Details on Frailty, thy name is dog. (6 July 1980)
I may be just a cat, but it doesn’t seem to me that life is quite as simple as jon makes it. (1 Mar 2004) - View Quote Details on I may be just a cat, but it doesn’t seem…