With Hank, it’s propane first, family second and friends third.

Unidentified episodes, Peggy Hill

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Hey, what a co-inky-dink. - View Quote Details on Hey, what a co-inky-dink.
(talking to Bobby) “I heard what you did to Chane Wasonasong-unforgivable! But then I hear what you did to your father-very funny. So I’m conflicted.” - View Quote Details on (talking to Bobby) “I heard what you did to Chane…
My dad used to punish me by telling me I was a girl. He used to make me wear a dress! Pretty, pretty dresses. - View Quote Details on My dad used to punish me by telling me I…
Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click Click Click Click Click. It’s real easy, man. - View Quote Details on Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’…
I could be a golf course drink girl. - View Quote Details on I could be a golf course drink girl.
The day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the busiest shopping day of the year. - View Quote Details on The day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the busiest…
[Said to Dale Gribble after he mistakenly thought Dale had died from a poisonous ant attack] “You gave your life to save my son. I guess that makes us even for you ruinin’ my lawn. What am I saying?! Of course, it makes us even!” - View Quote Details on [Said to Dale Gribble after he mistakenly thought Dale had...
(Referring to the Dear John letter written him by wife Lenore) “I had to destroy it before it destroyed me!” - View Quote Details on (Referring to the Dear John letter written him by wife…
It’s all so stupid! - View Quote Details on It’s all so stupid!
(After having a muffin knocked out of his hands): My muffin! - View Quote Details on (After having a muffin knocked out of his hands): My…