Women #3 in Bar: I’m not interested in a man…

Women #3 in Bar: I’m not interested in a man unless he drives a BMW.

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I’ve got a date with Lisa! - View Quote Details on I’ve got a date with Lisa!
When knowledge is limited - it leads to folly… When knowledge exceeds a certain limit, it leads to exploitation. - View Quote Details on When knowledge is limited - it leads to folly… When…
Pride in the case of a rich man is bad, but pride in the case of a poor man is worse. - View Quote Details on Pride in the case of a rich man is bad,…
Follow the way of life, which the Holy Prophet has shown you, for verily that is the right path. - View Quote Details on Follow the way of life, which the Holy Prophet has…
Death is the easiest of all things after it, and the hardest of all things before it. - View Quote Details on Death is the easiest of all things after it, and…
[upon hearing the guys in the My-T Sharp barber shop screaming and cursing at each other] Listen….REAL Americans! - View Quote Details on [upon hearing the guys in the My-T Sharp barber shop...
When you advise any person you should be guided by the fear of God. - View Quote Details on When you advise any person you should be guided by…
Piety is the most solid goodness, and the vilest of what is evil is vice. - View Quote Details on Piety is the most solid goodness, and the vilest of…
O man you are busy working for the world, and the world is busy trying to turn you out. - View Quote Details on O man you are busy working for the world, and…
There is no harm in patience, and no profit in lamentation. Death is easier to bear (than) that which precedes it, and more severe than that which comes after it. Remember the death of the Apostle of God, and your sorrow will be lessened. - View Quote Details on There is no harm in patience, and no profit in…