Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’…

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click Click Click Click Click. It’s real easy, man.

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