Yeah, you just take Soupy Sales to prom. I can…

Yeah, you just take Soupy Sales to prom. I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. Like, you know what Bleek? I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren’s dumb Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? ‘Cause all those things would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you!

Juno MacGuff

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