You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t…

You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mic right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? They don’t like no feedback, what’s up?

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I thought I had broken my ass bone! - View Quote Details on I thought I had broken my ass bone!
It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you! - View Quote Details on It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no…
Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that? - View Quote Details on Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white…
You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air? - View Quote Details on You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up…
I got the poo on me!! - View Quote Details on I got the poo on me!!
Why don’t you go practice, fallin’ down, I’ll be there in a minute. - View Quote Details on Why don’t you go practice, fallin’ down, I’ll be there…
[while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt! - View Quote Details on [while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt!
My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to the end, ’cause it sounds cool. - View Quote Details on My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to…
[Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] Now, this ain’t no flapjack, so I’m gonna be real careful, I won’t look. - View Quote Details on [Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen...
Where’s my supplies? - View Quote Details on Where’s my supplies?